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"50s Porn" It isn't a Snubby Darter Joke- don't open

Started by mattknepley , Feb 27 2017 05:11 PM

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#1 mattknepley

NANFA Member

Smack-dab between the Savannah and the Saluda.

Posted 27 February 2017 - 05:11 PM

THought it would be some fish pics from Bryce or Isaac considering the "snubby porn" jokes we've made over time.

This is a hard-core spam loop...

Matt Knepley
"No thanks, a third of a gopher would merely arouse my appetite..."

#2 Chasmodes

NANFA Member

Central Maryland

Posted 27 February 2017 - 05:18 PM

There was one this morning like that and I thought the same thing. Porn spam.

Kevin Wilson

#3 Matt DeLaVega

Forum Staff

Ohio

Posted 27 February 2017 - 06:16 PM

Banned them. We apparently have an issue, however it does not seem to be bots, rather live trash. A bit harder to deal with.

The member formerly known as Skipjack

#4 az9

NANFA Guest

Posted 02 March 2017 - 08:04 PM

Here's one of my porn perch out of one of the ponds. Larger than our state record by 5 ounces. Does that count?

#5 mattknepley

NANFA Member

Smack-dab between the Savannah and the Saluda.

Posted 04 March 2017 - 06:17 AM

Dang! Whatcha feeding those things, bowling balls! :blink:

Matt Knepley
"No thanks, a third of a gopher would merely arouse my appetite..."

#6 az9

NANFA Guest

Posted 08 March 2017 - 08:49 PM

Dang! Whatcha feeding those things, bowling balls!

She's full of eggs. Not as plump as she could have been a month or so later. (Was caught through the ice in February.) Up to 30 percent of a female yellow perch's body weight can be eggs.

#7 Casper

NANFA Fellow

Chattanooga, TN alongside South Chickamauga Creek, just upstream of the mighty Tennessee River.

Posted 14 March 2017 - 05:33 PM

If it feels good...

Casper Cox
Chattanooga, near the TN Divide on BlueFishRidge overlooking South Chickamauga Creek.

#8 Chasmodes

NANFA Member

Central Maryland

Posted 14 March 2017 - 05:59 PM

Dang, that is a slob perch az. Pretty cool fishing through the ice on your own pond :D/

Wow Casper, that's an awesome pic!!!!

Kevin Wilson

#9 Isaac Szabo

NANFA Member

Marble Falls, AR

Posted 14 March 2017 - 07:48 PM

Awesome photo, Casper!

#10 az9

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Posted 15 March 2017 - 07:53 AM

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If it feels good...

Now you did it! I can't get the picture out of my mind! :biggrin:

#11 az9

NANFA Guest

Posted 16 March 2017 - 08:50 AM

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If it feels good...

For the ignorant what kind of sunfish are those?

#12 Casper

NANFA Fellow

Chattanooga, TN alongside South Chickamauga Creek, just upstream of the mighty Tennessee River.

Posted 16 March 2017 - 10:44 AM

The Spotted Sunfish, Lepomis punctatus.

AKA Solar eclipseyi.

Oddly they were not nesting the typical saucer shape i see with other sunfish occupy. The males had merely fanned out the silt from a spot cluttered with sticks and twigs. But they defended it with as much ferocity as a little beast can muster.

Casper Cox
Chattanooga, near the TN Divide on BlueFishRidge overlooking South Chickamauga Creek.

#13 Michael Wolfe

Board of Directors

North Georgia, Oconee River Drainage

Posted 16 March 2017 - 07:06 PM

The Spotted Sunfish, Lepomis punctatus.

AKA Solar eclipseyi.

Oddly they were not nesting the typical saucer shape i see with other sunfish occupy. The males had merely fanned out the silt from a spot cluttered with sticks and twigs. But they defended it with as much ferocity as a little beast can muster.

In south georgia we call'em 'Stumpknockers' in part for their frequent association with woody slackwater. I didn't know about their nest building, but love your faux latin recognizing that blue eye glow that is distinctive to these and redspotted sunfish.

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#14 gerald

Global Moderator

Wake Forest, North Carolina

Posted 17 March 2017 - 10:29 AM

Does the blue crescent have some function in visual acuity, or is it just "color" for species/sex recognition?

Gerald Pottern
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Hangin' on the Neuse
"Taxonomy is the diaper used to organize the mess of evolution into discrete packages" - M.Sandel

#15 Michael Wolfe

Board of Directors

North Georgia, Oconee River Drainage

Posted 17 March 2017 - 08:04 PM

Based on what I know of optics I don't see an immediate value to vision. I would assume more likely that it makes it easier to find each other in murky water (where these are a lot in southern streams.

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