The pledge shall be as follows:
CATFISH ALLIANCE PLEDGE
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, Nov 19 2006 08:52 PM
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Posted 05 December 2007 - 02:09 PM
We pledge to boldly go into the wilderness carrying neither map nor compass, fearing neither snake nor gator for it is the fishes for which Irate doesn't wear waders.?.?.?.
I'm not sure where this came from, say what you must.
I'm not sure where this came from, say what you must.
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Posted 05 December 2007 - 02:33 PM
Irate's poor little brain is working overtime to come up with something now, I'm sure.We pledge to boldly go into the wilderness carrying neither map nor compass, fearing neither snake nor gator for it is the fishes for which Irate doesn't wear waders.?.?.?.
I'm not sure where this came from, say what you must.
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Posted 17 June 2008 - 11:22 AM
Well, we've kicked around a few variations, but so far nobody thinks it totally sucks. So, here it is, the official pledge:
To be a catfish is a calling;
We're not quite like those other folks.
Quickmud is no cause for stalling;
I Slide down stream banks without falling,
And laugh at Irate's stupid jokes.
I pledge to ever wield my seine
At the drop of dime of hat.
The madtom sting shall cause no pain -
Crying out will bring me shame;
The catfish does not welcome that.
I am a lowly catfish, yes.
We are few and we are humble.
But as a catfish I am blessed:
Black water relieves my stress
And friends make sure I never stumble.
To be a catfish is a calling;
We're not quite like those other folks.
Quickmud is no cause for stalling;
I Slide down stream banks without falling,
And laugh at Irate's stupid jokes.
I pledge to ever wield my seine
At the drop of dime of hat.
The madtom sting shall cause no pain -
Crying out will bring me shame;
The catfish does not welcome that.
I am a lowly catfish, yes.
We are few and we are humble.
But as a catfish I am blessed:
Black water relieves my stress
And friends make sure I never stumble.
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Posted 27 June 2008 - 10:49 AM
The new catfish alliance partners in crime 
http://www.catfishgr...s.com/index.htm
I watched a show on PBS last night on Okie Noodling and thought I would briefly look it up today.
Irate, you should sign up for the annual Okie noodling tournament. After all the catfish alliance pledge is screaming noodling.
http://www.catfishgr...s.com/index.htmI watched a show on PBS last night on Okie Noodling and thought I would briefly look it up today.
Irate, you should sign up for the annual Okie noodling tournament. After all the catfish alliance pledge is screaming noodling.
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Irate Mormon
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Posted 03 March 2016 - 09:59 PM
I am updating this thread because of the riff-raff which has managed to infiltrate our ranks. Henceforth if you wish to be considered for membership in the Catfish Alliance you must demonstrate the ability to cite scripture concerning Reuben Clamzo, or else sing The Story of Reuben Clamzo and His Strange Daughter in the Key of A.
-The member currently known as Irate Mormon
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Irate Mormon
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Posted 04 March 2016 - 05:05 PM
Yeah, well, Yankees don' no nuthin' bout no doors, or Reuben Clamzo. The pointy sticks will keep them out. That is one of two reasons why Yanks can't be admitted into the Catfish Alliance. Besides, they have their own alliance.
-The member currently known as Irate Mormon
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Posted 04 March 2016 - 09:39 PM
We pledge to boldly go into the wilderness carrying neither map nor compass, fearing neither snake nor gator for it is the fishes for which Irate doesn't wear waders.?.?.?.
I'm not sure where this came from, say what you must.
This gem really needs to be incorporated somewhere.
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