I wanted to try the Tuxachanie but its 5 miles away from I-10 and thats too much for my parents.
Time to employ "diplomacy."
You must tell the 'rents that a baseball/softball club team that some of your friends play for is unexpectedly shorthanded and they asked you to play. You said YES because you're thrilled to have the chance to do something fun during the summer.
Of course, these clubs spend EVERY weekend traveling 100-250 miles to play other teams in tournaments. The parents provide the transportation, funding, and supervision. It's a whole lot like raising a quartet of baby pandas that need milk every 2 hours, except with the ball team there's a LOT more sitting in lawn chairs, baking in the blazing sun. Leave home before sun-up Saturday morning, get home after dark Sunday. Tens of thousands of parents across the nation are doomed to this lifestyle during the summer months. For YEARS if there's multiple kids involved. Did I mention EVERY WEEKEND ? (Rain or shine?)
But it's the kind of sacrifice any parents will make for their child/ren.
Let that prospect sink in and simmer for 24-48 hours.
Then say "just kidding, I really just need Ride & Sit help for a couple of hours every week while I catch some fishlettes. Here's some Stephanie Plum novels I borrowed from the library to make your wait time go quickly."
Plan B involves a bike, a trailer with a cooler and gear, an all-day disappearance, and a sweaty return home after dark, with a rueful confession that "Perhaps a there-and-back in one day trip to Kansas was a bit too ambitious."
Re the Gulf Shores vacation, try suggesting that fun day-trips include a picnic lunch, creekside. (You can eat your Subway sandwich in the vehicle, afterwards.) Just be careful of how long any fishies you catch will be sitting in a cooler in the car afterwards.
Hope these hints are helpful !