

Best Tank Cleaner Fish
#21
Guest_Jeff_*
Posted 22 October 2009 - 01:28 PM

#22
Guest_Bob_*
Posted 22 October 2009 - 07:48 PM
You guys must have missed the numerous ads for my patented Sparkle Shrimp . They clean the aquarium so well it sparkles. Sparkle Shrimp are the result of 16 years of research, selective breeding, and the latest techniques in molecular biology. Here are just a few of the benefits of using my patented Sparkle Shrimp :
-They consume all types of algae including hair algae and the dreaded blue-green algae (cyanobacteria).
-They consume fish offal.
-Their genetically enhanced metabolism converts all forms of nitrogenous waste (yes, ammonia, nitrites, AND nitrates) into nitrogen gas which dissipates harmlessly into the atmosphere.
-They are possessed of a foul taste which discourages predation (97.1% of fishes which consume just ONE Sparkle Shrimp will assiduously avoid repeating that mistake).
-Just TWO Sparkle Shrimp will keep a 38 liter aquarium completely free of undesirable algae, and will consume enough nitrate to COMPLETELY ELIMINATE THE NEED FOR WATER CHANGES!
-Sparkle Shrimp will not harm your expensive vascular plants
-They GLOW IN THE DARK!
-And they're only a DOLLAR!!
See my website at www.sparkleshrimp.com. Be patient, due to heave traffic my website has experienced frequent outages.
#23
Guest_lozgod_*
Posted 22 October 2009 - 08:05 PM
With all the money he makes off of sparkle shrimp probably a lot!Martin, how much time do you have on your hands?
#24
Guest_Irate Mormon_*
Posted 22 October 2009 - 09:35 PM
#25
Guest_FirstChAoS_*
Posted 22 October 2009 - 10:57 PM
Really? Mine won't eat fish.
when I was a kid I had a tank with 3 goldfish, an angelfish, a cory cat and a whole mess of neon tetras. slowly, one by one, all the fish vanished except the big goldfish who kept getting bigger.
My current minnow tank has one goldfish in it who loves eating feeder guppies (but not as much as my rock bass does, but the goldfish is always the first to start eating them).
#26
Guest_Kanus_*
Posted 22 October 2009 - 11:22 PM
I'm still waiting for the...I am not making much if any money off of these shrimp considering the substantial investment in time and money I have made. Remember, I am asking only a DOLLAR per shrimp! This is purely a public service - I am merely attempting to return to the aquarium hobby some of what it has given me...
"BUT WAIT! THERE'S MORE! For a limited time only, order Sparkle Shrimp and get 5 Pirate Shrimp that will rid your tank of Blackbeard (aka black brush) Algae for only, that's right, ONLY $9.95 (plus $328.00 S&H)!!!!
#27
Guest_FirstChAoS_*
Posted 23 October 2009 - 12:27 PM
#28
Guest_Irate Mormon_*
Posted 26 October 2009 - 09:27 PM
I'm still waiting for the...
"BUT WAIT! THERE'S MORE! For a limited time only, order Sparkle Shrimp and get 5 Pirate Shrimp that will rid your tank of Blackbeard (aka black brush) Algae for only, that's right, ONLY $9.95 (plus $328.00 S&H)!!!!
I did forget to mention that they not only devour black brush algae, but they also do equally well in freshwater and saltwater. They will selectively not eat your precious saltwater macroalgae.
I also forgot to mention the one caveat - a trait which I have not been able to breed or engineer out of them. Once they get a taste for fish slime, they are HOOKED. They won't kill your fishes, you understand, but they are constantly grazing. This is irritating to slow moving fishes.
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